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Toomas
was born in an unidentified Latino country. His grandmoder,
Abulelita
Cortez de la Nunuez, Rosarios, Cucarachas, Eduardomundo, Boracas
got him a very special entry to the United States, thanks to her
gangster uncle who's name cannot be disclozed. Toomas
iz a very talinted hair designer arteeste. He has worked wit all
the best hair and makeup arteestes in the world, including Astor
Place Hair Designers, Super Cuts and Jean Louis David. He iz dee
winner of the 2000 Hair World's Most Innovative Hair Designer Award.
Currently,
Toomas iz dee Elite Executibe Vice Presidente Estyleest for Soulmate
Search, Inc. He would like to tank his grandmoder Abuelita for making
hiz dreams come true. Toomas recently made his National Television
debut as the Fashion expert on daytime cable talkshow, The Unusual
View! Oh,
and he iz also gay -- you know, a homosexual. But his Abuelita doesn't
know. If she find out, it might kill her of panic anxiety. And if
she did, accidentally found out. I -- I mean Toomas, would not not
be liable if anthing happens to you by his gangster uncle who's
name cannot be disclozed. Oh-kay? |
