WALTER KLEINER

Walter Kliner is a 30-something divorced, athletic, attractive, Jewish man. Walter loves weight lifting, laundromats and drinking coffee; especially Gevalia and Cyberbucks, though his physician told him to quit drinking it because of the kidney stones he got last year.

Walter currently lives and works from home which is downstairs from his mother's apartment, as a programmer for the Bye Bye Doodie Diapers website. It's no wonder that he's still single; in his spare time - which is a lot, Walter reads sexbot and sextoons magazines concealed in the Daily Times.

On Saturdays, Walter goes to telecommunications stores and tells customers which mobile phone is the best model to buy, until the store manager catches him and throws him out.

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